Comic #5348: space-2

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Panel 1:

• Woman (pointing at tablet): "HUSBAND! YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME!"
• Man: "What?"
• Woman: "LOOK AT THIS SEX HYPERCUBE."

Panel 2:

• Woman: "FOUR DIMENSIONS: STYLE, POSITION, LOCATION, STATE OF MIND."

Panel 3:

• Woman: "SEE THIS LITTLE PINK BLIP HERE? THAT IS THE ONLY REGION WE ARE CURRENTLY ACCESSING."

Panel 4:

• Woman: "AND THAT’S THE SIMPLIFIED MODEL! IF WE EXPAND TO A MORE APPROPRIATE 19 DIMENSIONS OF SEX, MY CALCULATIONS SHOW WE’VE ENCOUNTERED NO MORE THAN 0.07% OF DOINKSPACE!"

Panel 5:

• Woman: "SOME OF THESE REGIONS APPEAR TO BE FORBIDDEN BY PHYSICS."
• Man (looking surprised): "KNOWN PHYSICS!"

Panel 6:

• Woman: "THIS WHOLE QUADRANT REQUIRES MY PENIS TO BE A CLOSED TIMELIKE CURVE."
• Man (thinking): "I GUESS I THOUGHT I HAD A REAL MAN."