Comic #5347: they-walk-among-us

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Panel 1: Alien: "Hahaha! We've fooled you!" Narrator: "50 years ago, we sent billions of anthropoid robots to Earth. They were all incredibly attractive, self-sacrificing, and stupid good at sex."

Panel 2: Alien: "Therefore, no human offspring have been created! But, none of you noticed because you were too busy being happy all the time!"

Panel 3: People: "We… uh… we knew."

Panel 4: Person: "What? How?" Person: "Bruce and Rex here say 'Beep Beep!' a lot. Also, they each do the dishes 4 times a day in the nude. And they bake! I mean, what's the odds?"

Panel 5: Alien: "Look, you overplayed your hand, Zorplex. We knew this was the sexy sexy wave for five decades."

Panel 6: Alien: "You sold out your species for—" Person: "Two dongs at once and fresh sourdough, yes."

Panel 7: Alien: "Cancel the conquest. This planet is cursed."

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