Comic #371: 2006-01-29

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Description: The comic depicts a wedding scene inside a church. In the foreground, a bride in a white dress is holding hands with a groom, who is wearing a suit. They are standing before an officiant. A speech bubble emanates from the officiant, who is saying, "AND IF ANY ONE CAN GIVE A REASON THESE TWO SHOULD NOT BE JOINED, LET HIM SPEAK NOW, OR -". A second speech bubble, likely from the groom, exclaims, "HE’S A JERK!" The bride responds with a speech bubble saying, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT!"

In the background, several guests are seated, some looking surprised or amused by the exchange.

At the bottom, there is an added commentary: "Ugh. Why do I keep inviting dad to my weddings?"

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