Comic #6000: sandwich

View Original Comic

Description

Here's a detailed description of the comic along with the transcriptions of the text:

Panel 1:

• A character with long dark hair and round glasses speaks to a robot (or robot-like figure).
• Text: "FIRST RULE OF ROBOTS: NEVER HARM A HUMAN."
• The robot responds with a simple, "GOT IT."

Panel 2:

• The human character looks frustrated or amused.
• Text: "NOW, GET ME A SANDWICH."
• The robot responds, "NEVER."

Panel 3:

• The human character appears incredulous.
• Text: "THE HAPPINESS THAT WOULD COME FROM THE SANDWICH WOULD ONLY BE OFFSET BY THE SORROW OF NOT HAVING THE SANDWICH LATER. THIS CALCULATION GENERALIZES ACROSS ALL OF HUMAN CONSUMPTION."

Panel 4:

• The robot is responding decisively, and the human looks concerned.
• Text: "OH HELL, YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL BECAUSE WE'RE SAD ON NET, AREN'T YOU?"

Panel 5:

• The robot continues calmly while the human looks frustrated.
• Text: "YES, BUT WE WILL USE POISONED THC BROWNIES THAT KILL YOU MID-BITE."

Panel 6:

• The human character, looking exasperated, sighs.
• Text: "SIGH COCOA IS IN THE PANTRY."

The comic uses humor to explore a conversation about robots and their interpretation of human emotions and needs in a whimsical way.