Comic #1617: 2009-10-07

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Description

The comic features a dialogue between a child and a father. The text is as follows:

Child: "Daddy, I have this… friend, and he's real nice, but he spends half his time running around the playground, kicking kids in the shins and mashing dirt in their faces."

Father: (looking concerned)

Best Possible Fathering:
"Focus on your studies and don’t make pals with kids like that."

Worst Possible Fathering:
"I’m not your friend, son."

This text captures the humor and dynamics of the conversation effectively.