Comic #3606: robot-horror

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Panel 1: Character 1: Whatcha watchin’?

Character 2: Oh… uh… it’s a robot-specific horror genre.

Panel 2: Character 2: It’s about robots whose quantum brains suddenly shut down, and they can no longer empathize with all life in the universe.

Panel 3: Character 2: Then, just as they come to grips with it, they get disconnected from the cloud, so that if their onboard CPU dies, they simply cease to be. It’s existential claustrophobia!

Panel 4: Character 1: Oh yeah?! Well humans have a horror genre where everyone turns into robots!

Panel 5: Character 2: How does it work out?

Panel 6: Character 1: Bad. They all develop similar personalities and work together in unison. It’s horrifying.

Panel 7: Character 2: How did you guys ever invent advanced computing?

Panel 8: Character 1: Accidentally, while trying to make realistic video game violence.

End of comic.