Comic #2306: 2011-09-06

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Panel 1: Character 1 (orange hair): I saw you snickering at my combover. Perhaps you should consider the facts.

Character 2 (elderly man):

Panel 2: Character 2:

Baldness is correlated with high testosterone.
Men who live in nursing homes are used to satisfying women who are sold they couldn't feel it if their faces were on fire.

Panel 3: Character 2:

Consider what sort of man is brazen enough to wear a combover this bad in public. He's a man without shame. Without fear of social taboo.

Panel 4: Character 2: A man who's capable of anything anywhere.

Panel 5: Character 2: No shit, a man who screams like goddamn mountain gorilla.

Panel 6: Character 1 (orange hair): Wanna come back to my place?

Character 3 (black hair): Could you at least wear a hat?

Panel 7: Character 2: "Hat" better not be slang for condom.

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