Comic #2924: 2013-05-20

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Panel 1: Text: "SMALL CHILDREN WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAY." Speaker: A young boy with a green globe. The woman next to him appears to be the mother. Boy: "NEAT!" Text: "THE UNIVERSE STARTED FIVE MINUTES AGO. EVERYTHING PRIOR TO THAT IS A FALSE HISTORY CRAFTED BY BILLIONS OF CONSPIRATORS, WHO WORK TIRELESSLY TO MAINTAIN THE ILLUSION."

Panel 2: Text: "ONCE OLDER, THEY BELIEVE NOTHING YOU SAY." Speaker: A woman at a table, with two people sitting opposite her. Person at the table: "THIS TOAST IS GOOD." Another person: "NO. THIS TOAST TASTES LIKE WHAT THE CORPORATE FASCISTS TELL YOU IS GOOD."

Panel 3: Text: "BUT THERE'S THIS LIMINAL MOMENT, RIGHT IN BETWEEN. THAT'S WHERE THE REAL FUN HAPPENS." Speaker: A person with glasses at a table, along with a child. Person: "DID YOU KNOW GRAMPA IS SO OLD, HE HELPED DESIGN THE METRIC SYSTEM." Child: "THEN HOW COME THEY NAMED THE GRAM AFTER HIM?"

Panel 4: Child continues: "NO WAY. NOBODY LIVES THAT LONG. WAIT… DO THEY? NO…" Text: "UHOAAAAAAA."

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