Comic #2819: 2013-02-04

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Title: I Wish Celebrity Gossip Were More Scientific

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"Today, photons were emitted from a sodium-vapor lamp and reflected off the genitalia of a high status human into a charged coupled device. Other humans are saying the high status human makes capricious reproductive choices."

The speaker appears to be a man with short hair, wearing a blue suit and a red tie, gesturing with his hands.