Comic #6084: listen

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Here’s a detailed transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:

• Person 1: "You ever… you ever feel like you're being watched?"
• Person 2: "No… never."

Panel 2:

• Person 1: "God, wouldn't it be cool to be watched? Sure my computers listen to me and track my movements. But if they could see me and monitor my expressions… imagine the quality of the product recommendations!"

Panel 3:

• Person 2: "You're gonna love these new household robots."
• Robot: "Discount liquor, Mr. Patterson?"

Panel 4:

• Person 1: "God bless this customer-oriented dystopia!"