Comic #3205: 2014-02-25

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Panel 1:

• Person 1: "You have three wishes. The only rule is you can't wish for more wishes."

Panel 2:

• Person 1: "I wish that each wish be considered separately."
• Genie: "Okay."

Panel 3:

• Person 1: "I wish that wishes be calculated in absolute value."
• Genie: "I… don't see why not…"

Panel 4:

• Person 1: "I wish for a thousand fewer wishes."

Panel 5:

• Genie: "This is why no one likes mathematicians."
• Person 1: "This is one reason why."