Comic #4413: press
Description
Here’s a detailed transcription of the comic:
- Panel 1:
- Person 1: "Is it acceptable that the president ate a baby's candy and then threw the wrapper in the baby's face?"
- Panel 2:
- Person 2: "Let me be perfectly clear that the president was the owner of the candy and thus did nothing illegal."
- Panel 3:
- Person 1: "But would you say that calling the baby a crap-sucking pig-humper was in any way inappropriate for an elected official?"
- Panel 4:
- Person 2: "Again, Tom, he owned the candy and merely allowed the baby to think she could eat it. Even public figures, Tom, are allowed to make decisions about their property."
- Panel 5:
- Person 2: "Do you think we should acknowledge the difference between 'should' and 'can'?"
- Panel 6:
- Person 1: "My face is capable of emitting all sorts of acknowledgments."
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