Comic #4414: precious

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Panel 1:
Person 1: "ANNE WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
Panel 2:
Anne: "OH MY GOD IS THAT REAL GOLD?"
Person 2: "UH, yeah."
Panel 3:
Person 2: "Precious metals will be the only source of value when civilization collapses later this year."
Panel 4:
Anne: "Oh Hank! We can trade it for ammo and cigarettes together!"
Panel 5:
Anne: "And then we can shoot our way to the Rockies for our honeymoon."
Panel 6:
Anne: "Perpetual high ground, Hank! Just like I dreamed when I was a little girl!"
Panel 7:
Anne: "Then we can breed and breed and breed until a few of our babies can survive the radiation. Then we can mate them to create a super race!"
Panel 8:
Person 2: "M-maybe we should try living together a bit before marriage."
Panel 9:
Anne: "Hank, I am NOT that kind of girl!"

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