Comic #2397: 2011-12-06

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Panel 1:
A character with a bald head, wearing a suit, says:
"You're too late Superman! Soon, the poison will kill everyone who drank water today anywhere in a hundred mile radius."

Panel 2:
Superman, in his costume, responds:
"Uh… Lex, man… this is a… predominantly minority community…"

Panel 3:
Lex replies:
"Oh, jeez… This wasn’t a racism thing."

Panel 4:
Superman responds:
"Well, it sure looks otherwise."

Panel 5:
Lex argues:
"I just wanted to kill people."
Superman continues:
"Yeah. A certain type of people."

Panel 6:
Lex clarifies:
"It’s not like that! I don’t see color, I see people! People I want to kill!"

Panel 7:
Lex continues:
"They have a single shared water supply and don’t tend to purchase bottled water."

Panel 8:
Superman interjects:
"Ohhh, so you only kill poor minorities."

Panel 9:
Lex responds:
"That’s not what I meant!"

Panel 10:
Superman declares:
"Too late, Luthor. I'm going to the press, and we'll see what the headline is when they find an entire county of impoverished minorities has disappeared."

Panel 11:
The final panel shows a newspaper with the headline:
"CELEBRITY NIPPLES: A RETROSPECTIVE."