Comic #5691: before

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Title: Before Kids / After Kids

Panel 1 (Before Kids):

• A grocery store scene.
• A man with short hair and a green shirt stands in front of a freezer case, looking at some microwave burritos.
• The text above reads: “MY GOD, WHO BUYS MICROWAVE BURRITOS? THEY COME OUT LIKE RED HOT CARDBOARD WITH FROZEN BEEF JERKY INSIDE.”
• There’s a yellow sign that says “SALE!” on the freezer.

Panel 2 (After Kids):

• The same man is now depicted with a beard and longer hair, smiling while holding a burrito.
• The text above reads: “MY GOD! THESE ARE THE EXACT DIAMETER OF MY FOOD-HOLE!”
• He appears happy and content, contrasting with the first panel.

The comic humorously contrasts the perspectives of a person before and after having children regarding microwave burritos.