Comic #3017: 2013-08-21

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Here’s a detailed transcription of the comic text:

1. Panel 1:
   • Top Text: "I told you that if there were something beyond the grave, I would contact you."
   • Character (an older man with a beard, reading a document)
2. Panel 2:
   • Character: "I ordered this package to be sent in the event of my death."
3. Panel 3:
   • Character: "If there were a way to reach beyond death, I would’ve stopped this package before you got it."
4. Panel 4:
   • Other Character: "I’m sorry."
5. Panel 5:
   • Character: "But you see I’ve set up a win-win for you."
6. Panel 6:
   • Character holding a box of candy: "Either you see me again, or you get a box of candy."
7. Panel 7:
   • Character (continuing): "We’re both sensations to each other—eyes, ears, nose, hands, mouth."
8. Panel 8:
   • Character: "So as long as I can tickle a few of those, I’m only gone from myself, not from you."
9. Panel 9:
   • Character: "I’m sorry I couldn’t stop this package."
10. Panel 10:
    • Character: "But I’ll try to get the one for next month."
11. Panel 11:
    • (Bottom of the panel shows a silhouette of a figure)

This transcription reflects the dialogue and action as found in the comic panels.