Comic #4550: your-grandfather

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "So, it's time for you to take the sword which my father gave to me."
• Character 2: "Is that a loaf of bread?"
• Character 1: "Yes."

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "'Tis said that in times gone by, your grandfather found an entire baguette that had been left under a car seat."

Panel 3:

• "There it remained for ten thousand winters, frozen by winter, desiccated by summer, forged by the very elements into unimaginable hardness."
• (Character 1 is talking to Character 2.)

Panel 4:

• "Your grandfather carried it beyond the Gray Mountains, to the land of dwarven swordsmiths. There, they tried to make French toast, or maybe bread pudding, but their finest blades shattered in the attempt."

Panel 5:

• Character 1: "And now… I give you… BreadsCalibur."

Panel 6:

• Character 2: "Can we at least put a cool iron hilt on it or something."

Panel 7:

• Character 1: "Yes, but it shall still look stupid."

Panel 8:

• Character 2: "And so…"

Panel 9:

• Character 2: "Wait, is your sword made of bread?"
• Character 1: "I won, didn't I?"
• Character 2: "Ha! Is your shield a tortilla?"

Panel 10:

• Character 2: "God this sucks."

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• (Comic Credit) "smbc-comics.com"

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