Comic #6619: dowsing

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Here is the transcription of the text in the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "I was a skeptic of dowsing rods, but I watched a guy and they work."
• Character 2: "NO!"

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "Dowsing rods 'work' in that almost everywhere on Earth there is a water table."

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "Saying dowsing rods work is like saying my ass detects iron because whenever I sit it points toward Earth's core."

Panel 4:

• Character 2: "No way! Is your magical ass available for hire?"
• Character 1: "This conversation moved very quickly."