Comic #5062: eve

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "And you, Eve, you and all women ever after will have pain in childbirth!"

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "Childbirth? The thing where you squeeze an infant through your vagina? That was gonna just be a breeze before you cursed us?"

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "Well—"
• Character 2: "Hey, why not 'curse' all women so that setting their hair on fire hurts?"

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "Yeah, but—"
• Character 2: "Here's another one - 'Ever after, you shall have pain in getting a fork in the eye.'"

Panel 5:

• Character 1: "Look, whatever. I'm also cursing the man so that he will find going to work every day sucks!"

Panel 6:

• Character 2: "God, you're bad at this."