Comic #1639: 2009-10-29

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Top Panel: Person 1: "IN OUR EFFORT TO SELL PRODUCTS TO MALE INTERNET USERS, WE PROGRAMMED SLEEKER AND SLEEKER FAKE ONLINE WOMEN WITH SMARTER A.I."

Person 2: "EVENTUALLY THEY GOT SO SMART, THEY GAINED SENTIENCE."

Middle Panel: Person 1: "WE THOUGHT THEY WOULD DESTROY US, BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY WERE SO ATTRACTED TO EACH OTHER THAT THEY JUST HAVE CONSTANT VIRTUAL SEX."

Person 2: "SO… IN THE END EVERYTHING WORKED OUT…"

Bottom Panel: Person 2: "OH… YEAH…"

Person 1: "EXCEPT EMAIL SUCKS NOW."

Visual of email screen with text being returned: Text on screen: "MAIL RETURNED DUE TO NON-STOP ORGY YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY PARTICIPATE IN."

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