Comic #3396: 2014-09-04

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Here’s the transcription of the text in the comic:

Panel 1:
Person 1: "YOU SHOULDN'T MARRY FOR BEAUTY. YOU SHOULD MARRY FOR BRAINS."
Person 2: "WHY?"

Panel 2:
Person 1: "SAY YOU GET MARRIED AT 25. YOU GET MAYBE 25 YEARS OF BEAUTY."
Person 1 (continuing): "IF YOU GO FOR BRAINS, YOU GET, LIKE, 45 YEARS BEFORE THAT FADES."

Panel 3:
Person 2: "ARE THERE ANY FEATURES THAT DON'T FADE?"
Person 1: "OH, SURE. IF I WERE YOUR AGE, I'D BE INTO A CHICK WITH U.S. TREASURY BONDS."

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