Comic #3397: 2014-09-05

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Here is the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character on the left: "Someone ate my pie. I don’t know who it was."

Panel 2:

• Character on the right: "THEREFORE I WILL BE USING THE MEDIEVAL PRACTICE OF TRIAL BY ORDEAL."

Panel 3:

• Character on the left: "I will begin telling an endless series of dad-jokes. If God knows you to be guiltless, he will spare your ears!"

Panel 4:

• Character in the middle: "But I'm innocent!"

Panel 5:

• Character on the right: "Hi, innocent. I'm Dad."

Bottom text:

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