Comic #6537: drugs-4

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Panel 1:

• Person 1: "Hey kid, wanna buy some drugs?"
• Kid: "Uh, I dunno. Yeah, sure, okay."
• Person 1: "Great!"

Panel 2:

• Kid: "Are you gonna sell me drugs now?"
• Person 1: "No. I'm registering your desire for drugs and selling that data to a third party. Much easier, more valuable, and weirdly 100% legal!"

Panel 3:

• Kid: "Is this… a better world or a worse world?"
• Person 1: "Emotionally vulnerable. May buy poetry and/or ice cream."

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