Comic #4866: we

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Panel 1: Kid: "Mom, what happens when we die?"

Panel 2: Mom: "'We' die? We're not all going to die at the same time. Why would you assume that?"

Panel 3: Mom: "That would imply a plan. Like someone was going to melt all the locks shut then set the house on fire."

Panel 4: Kid: "But who would do that?! Not me! That blow torch I got was for crème brûlée, okay?! And the fire extinguishers are gone because they're in for repair, okay?!"

Panel 5: Mom: "I meant, like, if you die do you go to heaven?"

Panel 6: Kid: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Panel 7: Mom: "Right this second that seems pretty unlikely."

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