Comic #6052: pruney
Description
Here’s the transcription of the comic:
Panel 1: Character 1: “DEAR GOD, WHY DO HANDS GET PRUNY IN WATER?” Character 2: “EVOLUTION.”
Panel 2: Character 1: “LIKE FOR CLIMBING? OH! OR FOR COMBAT?” Character 2: “NAH.”
Panel 3: Character 2: “YOU'VE BEEN DOMESTICATED A LONG TIME. SINCE THE DAWN OF CIVILIZATION, PEOPLE HAVE HAD TO HOLD UP SIGNAGE TO GET CUSTOMERS TO EAT AT RESTAURANTS.”
Panel 4: Character 2: “SOMETIMES IT RAINS. PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T KEEP THE ‘DISCOUNT MEAT’ SIGN HELD ALOFT WERE FIRED AND LATER MISSED THE CHANCE TO MATE. THOSE WITH PRUNEY FINGERS NEVER SUFFERED THIS FATE, AND SO THEY MATED AND FED OFFSPRING.”
Panel 5: Character 2: “YOU ARE THE LEGACY OF THOSE FOREBEARS.” Character 1: “WELL. NOW I'M SAD.”
Panel 6: Character 2