Comic #2449: 2012-01-30

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Panel 1: "I AM THE SPIRIT OF SCIENCE! THIS IS MY SWORD, EMPIRICISM!"

Panel 2: "I BATTLE THE FORCES OF IGNORANCE."

Panel 3: "I CONQUER THE REALMS OF ABSURDITY."

Panel 4: "I SLAY THE SPIRITS OF INACCURACY!"

Panel 5: "I DESTROY THE - HEY… WHERE'D UNICORNS GO?"

Panel 6: "YOU KILLED THEM WHEN YOU WERE SWINGING THAT THING AROUND."

Panel 7: "NOOOOOO!"