Comic #6722: gods

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "Dear terrible elk-god who rules land and stream, why do bad things happen to good people?"

Panel 2:

• Character 2 (the Elk-God): "Because cruelty pleases terrible elk-god who rules land and stream!"

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "Screw this! I’m gonna follow that new religion with an omnibenevolent creator deity!"

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "Dear God of Abraham, why do bad things happen to good people?"
• Character 2: "None of your fucking business, that’s why."

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