Comic #2677: 2012-09-14

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Panel 1:

• Character 1 (a priest): "What's this?"
• Character 2: "You'll like it. It's a religious video game? You know how Jesus could multiply fish?"

Panel 2:

• Text box: "ARMOR OF STURGEON!"
• Character 3: "Curses!"
• Character 2 (fighting): "You fight through parts of the ancient world until you reach a local fishmonger. If you defeat him, you gain a new type of fish and all!"

Panel 3:

• Text box: "ELECTRIC EEL STRIKE!"
• Character 2: "This might be sacrilege."
• Character 3: "No way! You should download it and try it out."

Panel 4:

• Text: "SOON…"
• Character 2: "This is so fun! There's no way God would have a problem with it."

Panel 5:

• Character 3: "I AM THE WAY, THE LIGHT, THE MASTER OF SHARKS!"

Panel 6:

• Character 1: "ANNNND MAYBE NOT!"
• Character 2: "PUFFERFISH, GO!"