Comic #2772: 2012-12-19

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Panel 1: "And mommies and daddies have sex so they can make cute little babies, like you."

Child: "What??"

Panel 2: "I’ve overheard you having sex on 73 different occasions, subsequent to which you’ve had only one child; statistically at least 98.5% of the sex is for mysterious non-baby reasons."

Panel 3: "The reason was unknown in many cases, but 13 were preceded by boredom, 7 were preceded by the resolution of an argument, and 22 happened during or after an R-rated movie."

Panel 4: "On this basis, I can predict that any time you’ve resolved an argument, then gotten bored while watching an R-rated movie, sex will ensue, and its purpose will not be babies."

Panel 5: "That’s not—well, it’s… huh. Yeah, actually that’s about right."

Panel 6 (LATER…): "How’d the sex talk go?"

Child: "I learned a lot."

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