Comic #2911: 2013-05-07

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Certainly! Here’s the transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1: "In competition between animals, winners typically experience a testosterone boost, while losers get the opposite."

Panel 2: "This has wide ranging consequences for analysis of hierarchies."

Panel 3: Graph labeled:

• Y-axis: "TESTOSTERONE"
• X-axis: "HIERARCHY RANK" (The graph shows a downward slope, indicating lower testosterone levels with lower hierarchy rank.)

Panel 4: "And terrible consequences for the spouses of biologists."

Panel 5: Character 1: "According to this blood sample, I won the latest relationship discussion." Character 2: "The one over whether you can harvest blood samples from me?" Character 1: "DON'T make me win again."