Comic #3819: hey-kid

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Panel 1:
Kid in a green shirt: "Hey, kid pssst. Wanna get into a semantic argument?"
Man in sunglasses: "My dad warned me about people like you!"

Panel 2:
Kid: "That's not a no."
Man: "The 'no' was clearly implicit."

Panel 3:
Man: "Infinite things are implicit in any statement. It's a vacuous point."
Kid: "A generally negative response to a question implies lack of interest."

Panel 4:
Man: "You… oh my god."
Man: "You're hooked now."

Panel 5:
Kid: "I have a sudden overwhelming desire to appear on cable news."
Man: "Whoa, ease up, kid."