Comic #6162: root

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Description

Here’s a detailed description of the comic panel text:

Panel 1:

1. Character 1 (a human) says: "WHY DID YOU ABDUCT ME?!"
2. Character 2 (an alien) responds: "JOKES."
3. Character 1 adds: "I'M GREAT AT JOKES!"

Panel 2:

1. Character 2 remarks: "HUMANS ARE THE ONLY CREATURES IN THE UNIVERSE WHO CAN TELL JOKES. WE NEED YOU FOR THE GRAND GALACTIC CELEBRATION."

Panel 3:

1. Character 2 continues: "OH. AH… RIGHT. NO, YOU'RE ROOTSTOCK."
2. Character 1 appears surprised.

Panel 4:

1. Character 2 elaborates: "ONE TIME A HUMAN WAS BORN IN NEWFOUNDLAND AND IT WAS REALLY FUNNY. BUT ITS BODY WASN'T RESISTANT TO ZORBLAXIAN DISEASES."

Panel 5:

1. Character 2 explains: "SO, WE MAKE CLONES OF ITS HEAD AND STICK THEM ON DISEASE-RESISTANT BODIES. FOR HARDINESS."

Panel 6:

1. Character 1 responds: "WELL. AT LEAST I’M CONTRIBUTING."
2. Character 2 replies: "REALLY IT’S YOUR VISCOUS MUCOUS THAT DESERVES CREDIT."

This comic uses humor and absurdity to present a fictional scenario involving aliens and their perception of humans.