Comic #348: 2005-12-28

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Here’s the transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "Why are you holding a knife?"

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "My lawyer thought it’d be good for the jury to see me NOT stabbing toddlers."

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "And what’s that red stuff on your knife?"

Panel 4:

• Character 2: "Fresh adult blood."

Caption at the bottom: "Ten minutes later, we voted to acquit."