Comic #4067: douchey-life-forms
Description
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Panel 1:
- Character 1: Do you think there is other douchey life in the universe?
- Character 2: I mean, sure there must be life in those trillions of planets. Some of it must be intelligent. But, you really have to have a species that’s right at the interface of sociality and self-interestedness to achieve douchey behavior.
Panel 2:
- Character 1: I think it might be common. Some monkeys are douchey.
- Character 2: Whoa, hey. Those monkeys exhibit douche-like behavior.
Panel 3:
- Character 2: Oh, they may occupy a few lower floors in the tower of douchery. That I grant. But, humans are qualitatively different.
Panel 4:
- Character 3: Can you really gaze up at the infinite vault of heaven and not conceive that somewhere out there is someone being a colossal shithead?
Panel 5:
- Character 1: It is only man’s arrogance that lets him think he is alone in his douchitude.
- Character 2: Amen.