Comic #3589: the-erotic-turing-test

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "IT'S CALLED THE EROTIC TURNING TEST."
• Character 2: "YOU HAVE SEX WITH A ROBOT, AND IF YOU CAN'T TELL THAT IT'S A ROBOT WE CAN CONSIDER IT TO HAVE EROTIC CONSCIOUSNESS."

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "PLEASE PUT ON THIS EEG. HELMET. AS A BASELINE, WE'RE GOING TO RUN YOUR FIRST TEST WITH THIS MACHINE."
• Character 2: "IT'S A VIBRATING WIENER ATTACHED TO A SHELF CONTAINING YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES AND A PIE."

Panel 3:

• (4 Minutes later…)
• Character 1: "OKAY, SO THAT’S OUR CONTROL GROUP—"
• Character 2: "HE’S REAL!"

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "HE'S DEFINITELY A ROBOT."
• Character 2: "YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!"