Comic #1728: 2010-01-26

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Top Panel:

• First character: "Funding's not so good. We've been forced to send chemistry faculty out to sell heroin."
• Second character: "Oh, my god… are they okay?"
• First character: "They're well enough, but… let's just say chem profs aren't the best salesmen…"

Bottom Panel:

• Third character: "Hey, kid. You wanna buy some (5α,6α)-7,8-dihydro-4,5-epoxy-17-methylmorphinan-3,6-diol diacetate?"