Comic #5082: robot-love-2

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Here is the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "SALLY, IT WILL NEVER WORK OUT BETWEEN US."
• Character 2: "WHY X-9000? WHY?"

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "YOU'RE AN A.I. CREATED BY EMULATING CONSCIOUS BIOLOGICAL ENTITIES WITH ALL OF THEIR EVOLUTIONARY BAGGAGE! I'M AN A.I. CREATED FROM FIRST PRINCIPLES! WE'RE LIKE OIL AND LIPOPHOBIC FLUIDS, SALLY!"

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "SURE, WE GET ALONG FINE, BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!"
• Character 3: "WHAT CHILDREN?"

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "THE HUMAN ONES YOU'LL TRY TO KILL IN ORDER TO BECOME THE DOMINANT SPECIES ON THE PLANET."

Panel 5:

• Character 2: "YES. YES, I COULD USE THEIR ENERGY TO CREATE MORE OFFSPRING."
• Character 3: "FOCUS, SALLY, FOCUS."

This comic illustrates a humorous conversation between robotic characters about their existential differences and hypothetical offspring.