Comic #4093: the-one

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Panel 1
Character 1: "Grampa, how will I know if a girl is… 'the one'?"

Panel 2
Character 2: "She will arrive on a winter’s night, when the moon is as blood."

Panel 3
Character 2: "You will see her from your steed, and she will turn away from you, brushing her hair aside. There, on her neck, she will bear the mark of nine dragons."

Panel 4
Character 2: "The wind will kick up, showing you the true path. You will take her in hand and ride, ride with the wind, until you find the sea of destiny."

Panel 5
Character 3: "…Do you think you’re talking to my twin brother, the chosen savior of the future?"

Panel 6
Character 2: "Oh. Oh! Ha! Well, there’s a senior moment for you!"

Panel 7
Character 1: "So…"

Panel 8
Character 2: "You’ll want a girl who’s financially stable and has nice hair."

Panel 9
Character 1: "Life is garbage."

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