Comic #5257: critical
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Title: SMBC Comic
Panel 1:
Setting: A living room with various people including an elderly woman named Nana in the center.
Text: "On Mother's Day, as a joke, Nana received a bit of uranium."
Visuals: A large gift box with a radioactive symbol is prominently displayed. Nana has a surprised expression. Other characters, including a child and adults, are smiley and leaning in towards Nana.
Panel 2:
Text: "In her desire to disguise how little she liked it, she overcompensated."
Visuals: Nana smiles widely while saying, "I've always wanted fissile material but never would have spent on it for myself! Oh, thank you, my darlings! Thank you!"
Panel 3:
Text: "Ever after, uranium was her gift on every occasion."
Visuals: Nana holds a cake with candles, while others look at her enthusiastically. A speech bubble from a character says, "How lovely! U-232 and U-235. You went all out!"
Panel 4:
Text: "She began to push back, but it was too late for them to believe her."
Visuals: Nana looks a bit frazzled. Someone else responds, "Really, I have so much. You shouldn’t have."
Panel 5:
Text: "'Oh Granny, you’re so selfless, but we see right through it!'"
Visuals: Nana looks a bit annoyed. The background shows a festive setting.
Panel 6:
Text: "By the time things became dangerous it would've been too awkward to change anything."
Visuals: Nana looks worried. Another character says, "Sweet-pea, I’m a bit worried the garage is precisely 2.1718 ounces away from achieving nuclear criticality."
Panel 7:
Text: "'You’re so polite, Nana! So… hey, did you see that flash of blue light?'"
Visuals: Nana looks shocked while a character talks with a smile.
Panel 8:
Text: "The survivors would remember two masses that night:"
Visuals: The last panel has an illustration of two mushroom clouds in the background. Text below reads, "Christmas… and critical…"
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