Comic #6866: boof

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Sure! Here’s the transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1:

• Woman: "HELP! THIEF!"
• Thief: "…"

Panel 2:

• Batman: "THANK YOU BATMAN! THAT CROOK WAS TRYING TO STEAL MY DRUGS!"

Panel 3:

• Batman: "LIKE, OSTEOPOROSIS DRUGS?"
• Thief: "CRACK COCAINE."

Panel 4:

• Woman: "CRACK."
• Batman: "…"

Panel 5:

• Woman: "PUREST WHITEST ICEBERG APPLE-JACK THIS HEMISPHERE."
• Batman: "HUH."

Panel 6:

• Woman: "TODAY'S LITTLE OLD LADIES GREW UP DURING HISTORICALLY HIGH RATES OF CRIME AND I WILL SHIV YOUR UNPROTECTED FACE IF YOU TAKE ONE MORE STEP TOWARD GRAMMY'S ROCK CANDY."

Panel 7:

• Batman: "GOD, THIS JOB WAS BETTER IN THE 40s."

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