Comic #6867: judge

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Panel 1: Person 1: "WHY ARE PEOPLE JUDGMENTAL AROUND OTHER PEOPLE'S TASTES? LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS." Person 2 (objecting): "NO NO NO NO NO!"

Panel 2: Person 2 (continuing): "EVERY SINGLE GREAT ART MOVEMENT HAS COME FROM SAYING FUCK YOU TO AN EARLIER MOVEMENT. IF YOU WANT A NEW PICASSO, YOU NEED SOMEONE WHO THINKS THE STUFF EVERYONE LIKES IS ARTISTICALLY STALE CONSERVATIVE TRASH THAT MUST BE DESTROYED!"

Panel 3: Person 2 (continuing): "IF 'PEOPLE LIKE IT' IS THE ONLY STANDARD, REBELLION IS DEAD. 'AMUSING' WILL ALWAYS DEFEAT 'BEAUTIFUL.' ALL THAT REMAINS IS POPULARITY - A STATUS ACHIEVED BY BEING RICH, ATTRACTIVE, A PANDERER, OR ALL THREE."

Panel 4: Person 2 (continuing): "THE EMBRACE OF 'EVERYTHING IS EQUALLY ART' IS A CHOKEHOLD AROUND THE NECK OF THE MUSE!"

Panel 5: Person 1: "BRO, YOU DRAW A WEBCOMIC ABOUT CATS AND ANXIETY." Person 2: "A MAN MUST EAT, MADAM."

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