Comic #7258: daylight

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Comic Title: DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME: AN ANALYSIS

Panel 1:

• Background: A sunny sky with rolling hills.
• Text: PRO: NEARLY AN HOUR EXTRA AWAKE DAYLIGHT TIME PER DAY IN SUMMER.
• Image: A cheerful stick figure walking with arms raised in happiness.

Panel 2:

• Background: A dark room.
• Text: CON: LOST TIME DUE TO CLOCK CONFUSION AND ALTERED SLEEP SCHEDULES.
• Image: A stick figure in bed with a distressed expression.
• Speech Bubble: IF ONLY THERE WERE A BETTER WAY…

Panel 3:

• Background: A neutral setting.
• Text: THE OBVIOUS SOLUTION: USE CONVERSATIONAL AI TO RESTORE “NATURAL TIMEKEEPING”.

Panel 4:

• Background: A brighter setting.
• Text: PRO: ALL MEETING TIMES SOUND LIKE THEY'RE FROM FANTASY NOVELS.
• Image: A stick figure holding a phone with a smile.
• Speech Bubble: BEHOLD! WHEN THE SHADOW OF THE TALLEST ELM FALLS UPON THE WATERS, WE BEGIN IT COMPLIANCE TRAINING!

Panel 5:

• Background: A darker room.
• Text: CON: THERE ARE NONE. NONE.
• Image: Two stick figures, one looking excited and the other annoyed.
• Speech Bubble: THE FIRST SWALLOWS ARE ON THE WING! I MUST TURN IN TRAVEL RECEIPTS ERE THE COMING OF CRICKETSONG!
• Other Speech Bubble: IT’S ALMOST THE COMING OF CRICKETSONG? F*CK ME, I GOTTA REPLY TO MY GENERAL MANAGER.

Source: Patreon.com/ZachWeinersmith, smbc-comics.com