Comic #3504: 2014-12-21

Description

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Description: The comic features two characters, one male, who appears to be praying or speaking to God. The background is simple with a few solid colors. The panels are divided, and there’s a mix of speech bubbles and thought bubbles to convey their conversation. The artwork is cartoonish, with exaggerated facial expressions.

Text Transcription:

Panel 1: Character (praying): "DEAR GOD—PLEASE DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME. MY SICK AUNTIE NEEDS HELP MORE."

Panel 2: With a slightly annoyed expression: "CHRIST. SPARE ME THE FALSE HUMILITY. I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ALL OF YOUR PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BULLSHIT. NOW, WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT?"

Panel 3: The character replies: "TEN POUNDS OF TAFFY."

Panel 4: The other character responds: "HA! IT WAS A TEST. YOU GET NOTHING."

Panel 5: The first character questions: "DON’T YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO?"

Panel 6: The second character exclaims: "I EXIST BEYOND TIME! I CAN BUST YOUR BALLS TWENTY-FOUR HOURS A DAY, BITCH!"

Footer: The comic’s website is credited: "smbc-comics.com"

The dialogue reflects humorous and sarcastic exchanges between the characters, typical of the comic style.