Comic #3135: 2013-12-17

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Here's a detailed transcription of the text found in the comic:

Panel 1:

• Person 1: "Oh God. I just had a horrible revelation."
• Person 2: "It chases the red dot over and over even though it can never be caught."

Panel 2:

• Person 2: "It kneads at cold idle objects in hope for nourishment."

Panel 3:

• Person 3: "I don't follow. Why’s that so bad?"
• Person 1: "Don't you get it?"

Panel 4:

• Person 1: "Everything—my cat does is a metaphor for life."
• Person 2: "Oh."

Panel 5:

• Person 1: "Oh God."
• Person 3: "Oh no! It's looking through a window, longing for what can never be!"

Panel 6:

• Person 2: "Push it away! Push it away!"

Panel 7:

• Person 1: "No! It's lying on the floor, the victim of unanticipated forces, wondering how everything went wrong!"
• Person 3: "RUN! RUN!"

Panel 8:

• Cat: "Mow."

This transcription accurately captures the dialogue and actions within the comic panels.