Comic #7114: sleddy-problems

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Panel 1:

• Scene: Two characters in a snowy landscape, one is a bearded warrior wearing armor, and the other has a simpler outfit.
• Text: "SCENARIO: YOU ARE IN A RUNAWAY SLED, HEADED TOWARD HRETHRIC THE ELDER."

Panel 2:

• Scene: A furious-looking character holding a sword, facing another character with a concerned expression.
• Text: "GORNACK THE SWALLOWER OF SOULS HAS CALLED HIM FROM THIS LIFE! HE IS PREPARED AND WAITING! YOU MUST DELIVER HIM UNTO GORNACK!"

Panel 3:

• Scene: The first character from panel 1 is now speaking again, gesturing animatedly.
• Text: "HOWEVER, BY SWITCHING COURSE, YOU CAN RUN OVER FIVE WEDERLINGS, OUR SWORN FOES, AND DOOM THEIR DOG-LIKE SPIRITS TO THE LAND OF SHADOW AND HUMILIATION!"

Panel 4:

• Scene: Close-up of a character reflecting with a wide-eyed expression.
• Text: "I THINK I DOOM THE DOG-SOULED ONES TO ETERNAL TRIBULATION AND DEFILEMENT."
• Another character replies, "I TOO AM A UTILITARIAN."

Footer:

• Text: "patreon.com/ZachWeinersmith"
• Website: "smbc-comics.com"

This transcribes the text as accurately as possible while providing some context for each panel.