Comic #7113: look-3
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Title: SMBC Comics
Panel 1:
- Text: "FACT: Shown a picture of a naked man, heterosexual men are much more likely than heterosexual women to linger on his penis."
- Characters: A woman with medium brown skin, wearing a red top, stands with her arms crossed. A man with a light brown beard wears a casual shirt and looks at the viewer.
- Speech bubble: The woman says, "Why do you keep looking at his erection?"
- Additional dialogue: The man responds, "If I looked at his pecs and forearms it’d be gay."
Panel 2:
- Text: "FACT: Among primates, humans have exceptionally large penises."
- Characters: A child with medium brown hair and a bright orange shirt asks an adult man with short dark hair, "Dad, why do you like the gorilla part of the zoo so much?"
- Speech bubble: The man replies, "Self-esteem."
Panel 3:
- Text: "FACT: The most plausible explanation is that large wieners are not there to impress women, but other men."
- Characters: A man in a suit stands before another man in a business suit, gesturing with his hands.
- Speech bubble: The suited man says, "Sir, I believe I’m worthy of promotion and I have the dick pic to prove it."
Panel 4:
- Text: "Startling Conclusion: Everyone jokes about 'dick-measuring contests,' but they are in fact the most evolutionarily natural form of governance for men."
- Characters: Two men in suits are discussing, with one holding a clipboard.
- Speech bubble: The man with the clipboard says, "Frank came in at 17cm long and 15cm circumference."
- Response: The other man replies, "Excellent. He’ll be the one I talk to about housing policy."
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