Comic #4774: hell

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Here’s a transcription of the text in the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "WHAT THE - HELL IS REAL?! Like, medieval style, with pitchforks and goat-men?"
• Character 2: "Sorta!"

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "THIS IS A SIMULATION. YOU'RE DEAD, BUT YOU LEFT SO MUCH INFORMATION ONLINE DURING YOUR LIFETIME THAT WE WERE ABLE TO RECONSTITUTE YOUR BRAIN IN DIGITAL FORM."
• Character 1: "WHO'S WE?"
• Character 2: "I'M PART OF A STARTUP CALLED E-TERLIFE."

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "WE TAKE DEAD PEOPLE ON SOCIAL MEDIA WHO THEY THOUGHT SHOULD GET JUDGED IN THE AFTERLIFE. WE THEN SIMULATE THEIR BRAINS AND PUT THEM IN A DIGITAL AFTERLIFE BASED ON THE RELIGIOUS VIEWPOINT OF THE USER."

Panel 4:

• Character 2: "ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS, YOU WERE COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE, ABORTION, AND YOU USE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN ON 4,720,989,851 OCCASIONS."
• Character 2: "SO THIS IS IT. ETERNAL TORMENT."
• Character 1: "HOPEFULLY! IT'LL DEPEND ON HOW OUR NEXT FUNDING ROUND GOES."