Comic #2903: 2013-04-29

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Character 1 (daughter): "Oh Dad, why are you crying?"

Character 2 (father): "I… I don’t know. It’s as if a module of my brain completely inverted when your husband said 'I do.'"

Character 2 (father): "And now I have demands. Offputting personal demands."

Caption: "Marriage; noun: The moment in life when parents go from discouraging you from having unprotected sex to insisting you have unprotected sex."