Comic #5086: okay

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Panel 1:

• Patient: "Give it to me straight, Doc. Am I gonna be okay?"

Panel 2:

• Doctor: "I… I would say it's time to make a list of things you want to accomplish in the next few months."

Panel 3:

• Patient: "So, it's terminal."

Panel 4:

• Doctor: "Oh, no, no. You're okay. I just mean you're like 35 and you've done nothing with your life."

Panel 5:

• Patient: "Ah."

Panel 6:

• Doctor: "Can I get opiates for that?"
• Doctor: "May I recommend cocaine?"