Comic #5085: exercise-2

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Panel 1: Daughter: "Wow, Dad. You've really started exercising."

Panel 2: Dad: "Women tend to live longer than men. So, if I outlive your mother, I enter a world chock full of heterosexual women with no options." Dad: "By the time I'm 90, it's 3 girls for every boy!"

Panel 3: Daughter: "How much action do you really think you'll get from 3 great-grandmas?" Dad: ""How much action do you really think you'll get from 3 lonely ladies with bad vision who might die tomorrow?""

Panel 4: Daughter: "Listen to yourself. You sound ignorant." Dad: "I'm gonna tell mom."

Panel 5: Daughter: "I know, and I don't care!"